Only me...

What kind of loser puts finds the PERFECT green shirt the night before Saint Patrick's Day just to forget to wear it the next day?  Apparently I would.


Then, I get to school only to be that lame person who claims to have a bracelet, or hair tie or eyes (really, eyes?) to protect them from about 4 dozen bruises showing up the next day.  Yeah, that's me.



Let's just pretend that says:  "The Folks at Pattern Impossible" instead of "Our Accounting Department"