What kind of loser puts finds the PERFECT green shirt the night before Saint Patrick's Day just to forget to wear it the next day? Apparently I would.
Then, I get to school only to be that lame person who claims to have a bracelet, or hair tie or eyes (really, eyes?) to protect them from about 4 dozen bruises showing up the next day. Yeah, that's me.
Let's just pretend that says: "The Folks at Pattern Impossible" instead of "Our Accounting Department"